My Cave, Spiders, Painting and Mold

Today, I decided to paint my closet room. But before I get into the horrors of that I must start by saying WHY I live in a closet. The answer is not Because I am Harry Potter. It's because it's cozy and great for reading and Interneting! I have a real room that I share with my awesome sister Robin! (Her name is Kelly but I am bat man so she must be Robin) Even with said room I like the privacy the 'Bat Cave' gives.

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Cleaning and painting an 8x10 room seems easy right? Wrong. My room has a tendency to flood. When  Things fall under my bed and I forget to clean them... long story short: Crusty, yuckyness. The floods make it damp and cold in the basement which happens to be perfect for spiders to live in! Which wouldn't be as much of a problem if I had a heart to kill them. But I don't. So they like to invade my room and make cobwebs. Lots of cobwebs. I had a bad experience with cobwebs today. I shall make crappy MS paint drawings to illiterate.

This is my cleaning what I thought were empty cobwebs.

 It's going all fine and dandy. I am sweeping the ceiling, totally normal. UNTIL THIS SoB tries to reenact  'The Reichenbach Fall' where it's final destination was my head. It succeeded and proceeded to land right INTO MY HAIR! Needless to say I freaked out... a lot.. Like a lot, a lot. It went a little like this:

  This was followed by about 5 minutes of screaming and bloody horror. I don't normally like killing spiders. Today was the exception.

Fin.